WIIL ROCK Morning Show – “the fart show”
What do ya got? Send it to the 95 WIIL ROCK Morning Show… … … and we will talk about it on the air. “SHIP US ANYTHING”
MANY YEARS AGO… … … That’s right, these fart filtering skivvies arrived over a decade ago, and I just never got around to opening them. So finally on today’s show we will test them out LIVE!
Now sit back, relax, and thanks to Shreddies enjoy a program years in the making. – With love, Tom & Leah (butt<sic> mostly Tom… his buts<sic> on the line… so blame him)
<begin A.I. collaboration> FARTS are the singular thing that unite us a a species. We all fart. We ALL think that they are funny…. ALL OF US. From paupers to kings, lefties to righties (both politically & hand function), interns to bosses, introverts to extroverts, from cat people to dog people, from morning people to night owls, from the gym-goer to the couch potato, from rich to poor, from teachers to students, from tech nerds to cavemen, from marathon runners to fast food lovers, from world leaders to conspiracy theorists, from synchronized swimmers to professional wrestlers, from yoga enthusiasts to metalheads, from superheroes to supervillains, from early risers to night owls, from vegan to carnivore, from pizza lovers to pineapple haters, from lactose intolerant to lactose tolerant, from people who still use fax machines to people who’ve never heard of one, from cryptozoologists to people who’ve never even heard of Bigfoot, from the guy who wears socks with sandals to the guy who’s never worn socks, from people who still have a landline to people who think a “home phone” is a myth, from rollercoaster enthusiasts to people who scream like they’re dying on a gentle swing, from people who remember the smell of a Blockbuster to people who have always lived by the stream, from playing outside until the street lights come on to playing outside when the WiFi goes out, from Gameboy to Nintendo Switch, from cartoons to… well, still cartoons. <end A.I. collaboration>
We now present… … … “the fart show”
Other things to ship us:
*A product sample from your business.
* A goofy gift that you got… and don’t want.
*Something that isn’t good enough to keep… but you can’t bring yourself to throw away.
*A gift for us.
*Something weird from a yard sale… or something that didn’t sell at your sale.
*Any crazy item that you think needs to be talked about on the air.
*ANYTHING!
Include as much or as little of an explanation of the item and why you are sending it as you want. Include your e-mail & phone number if you want to talk with us on the air about the item…. or don’t… It is up to you.